Youtooz and the Meme Figures

by Finn, Grade 6

You probably heard about Youtooz, whether I told you about it or YouTubers like CallMeCarson and JonTron who have got their own and have been sponsored by Youtooz. But there’s a whole other side of Youtooz: the memes. Yes, Youtooz makes meme figures called the Meme Collection. So here’s a bit about them and their history.

The List of Memes

So, first, here are all of the meme figures.

0. Dead Meme

1. Doge

2. Tape

3. Sad Pepe

4. Harambe

5. Hallomeme

6. OK Boomer

7. 🤡

8. Snowymeme

9. Feliz Navidoge

10. Carson Do A Handstand

11. Cleetus

12. ?

13. Motivational Lizard

The Start

You want to know why Dead Meme is #0? That’s because Dead Meme came out before every figure, even before the first 3 Misfits. The reason they released Dead Meme is to make sure everything and the website was working before the Misfits figures were released. Sadly, Dead Meme is sold out, the last figure was sold in September or October.

Sad Pepe

Dead Meme isn’t the only meme Youtooz with a story, the 3rd meme Youtooz Sad Pepe also has one. This one came out a little bit into Youtooz”s life span, but didn’t last long. The reason for this is that the creator of Pepe had a licence on him, and people couldn’t use Pepe’s likeness without his permission. So the creator noticed this Youtooz, and had them take it off the website. But that’s not all. During Sad Pepe’s lifespan on the website, there was a 2ft, limited edition version of it. And according to pictures of the people who have it, there was a tag with how many made, and there are only 40 2ft Sad Pepe’s in the world, making it the rarest Youtooz ever.

Limited Drops

Some meme figures are limited drop figures. By some I mean 4. Here’s the list:

Carson Do A Handstand: 100 figures sold, making it the 2nd rarest Youtooz.

Tape: 500 figures (I mean, rolls of tape) made.

Snowymeme: Only obtainable from buying all 6 Christmas Misfits (Unofficially called Chrisfits) figures.

Feliz Navidoge: 1,000 figures sold.

Why is There No #12?

There are many reasons for that. Either it’s:

It’s just not publicly announced yet. These figures take time. For example, Tape is figure #2, but it came out a couple of months ago, and it came out with meme figure #10, Carson Do A Handstand. And, Tape also came out months after figure #1, Doge. It’s either this or the next option.

It’s on the website and I’m just blind.

Motivational Lizard

This Friday, meme figure #13 Motivational Lizard is going to be released and also has a cool gimmick. Every figure has a phrase on the bottom of it from the Motivational Lizard video. An example of such a phrase is “i believe in you pal.” There is also a rarity of each phrase, with the rarest phrase being “ur a winner kiddo. don’t you ever forget.” with only 5% of figures being printed with it. So remember, February 7, and have $22.99 ready.

I don’t know how to do this outro, so if you want, get a meme figure, and remember February 7 as the date for ML. OK, bye