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Horoscope



by Jack, Grade 6


Aries: Eat some blueberries, Watch out for racoons. Your Cereal Mascot: Crackle


Taurus: Sharpen all your pencils, you won’t regret it. Your Cereal Mascot: Tony The Tiger


Gemini: Stay in bed and watch some Backyardigans. Your Cereal Mascot: Count Chocula


Cancer: If your socks match today something terrible will happen. Your Cereal Mascot: Snap


Leo: Go and buy some bacon, Then bury it in your yard. Your Cereal Mascot: Lucky the Leprechaun


Virgo: Get your cashew on today, DON'T DRINK MILK Your Cereal Mascot: Toucan Sam


Libra: DON'T GO TO SLEEP Your Cereal Mascot: Pop


Scorpio (My Mom’s Sign): Giving your children chores will have negative results. Your Cereal Mascot: The Trix Rabbit


Sagittarius (My Dad’s Sign): Name and memorize all your tools. One must be named Fredrick (This might take three years but that's ok) Your Cereal Mascot: Cap’n Crunch


Capricorn (My Brother’s sign): Nobody cares that you're taller than them and put garlic in your shoes for good fortune. Your Cereal Mascot: Sugar Bear


Aquarius (My sign, I'm not biased shut up.)You are an amazing person. Never change, you're already better. Your Cereal Mascot: Boo Berry


Pisces: Last but not least, today is the day for polka dots. Your Cereal Mascot: Dig ‘Em Frog


Love ya. And to all: a fabulous fate.


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