My Problem with Youtooz

by Finn, Grade 6

Geez, my last Youtooz article blew up, even tying with my first article for some time. So, I’m here to give what the people want, and I’m here to publicly admit that I do have a problem with these things, and it’s not even funny. So, consider this me publicly shaming myself and to my Advisory, consider this as an apology. So, let’s go back, to where it all began.

My First Encounter with Youtooz

One day, as I was doing something else and had my YouTube in the background in Auto-Play and that eventually led to me listening to a Lachlan video where he had a sponsorship with, you guessed it, Youtooz. Since I had never heard about Youtooz before that, I listened and walked away saying “Man, that looks cool but until they release one that really interests me, I’m not going to buy. And then that did happen, a month later, when two of my favorite YouTubers, Quackity and CallMeCarson got a Youtooz. Technically, I could’ve bought them, but it barely didn’t interest me enough, and I’ve hated myself ever since. But, on a fateful day, my favorite YouTuber at the time and still is one of my favorites to this day, Jschlatt, announced that he was getting a Youtooz. So, I went on the site, and I really liked the design. So, I scraped together the money and bought him, therefore he is my first Youtooz. But then, more people like Technoblade and even MrBeast began to get Youtooz, and they all just looked so good, so I kept buying, eventually forming a collection, and that brings us to today.

As of Now

As of right now, I have 5 physically (Jschlatt, MrBeast, Technoblade, Wilbur Soot, and Slimecicle), I have 3 more I’m waiting on (Motivational Lizard, Jacksfilms, GingerPale), and I plan on getting 3 more (Lofi Girl, Vexx, and Carson V2/Crying Carson), therefore my actual collection right now is 8 figures. And for the question you’ve all been waiting for:

Will I Stop?

No. That’s the short answer. For a long and fulfilling answer, no, I won’t stop buying Youtooz. I really like the joy of collecting, supporting my favorite YouTubers, and when they arrive, having that fulfilling moment that something I’ve been waiting for a while. So, once again, no, I won’t stop buying Youtooz.

In conclusion, red haired boy is too obsessed with figurines of influencers. Ok, bye.